Mah Deah Fambly,Ah kin wawk on wood, assfault and carpet without exertion butt Moppy cain’t. She thumps thru the house every moaning an if ah say any thang she cawls me thet prudent insult in retort, ”Bastinado”, a vury durty wurd.
Ah usually guess mah way to thu truth but ah do bleeve Moppy has foot and mouth desease – it’s cawled Planter Fasciitis. She took sum tests foah it an ah bleeve shee cheeted.
Sincerely send money,
Tattoo
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