The Good Ship TootsiePop

The Good Ship Tootsie Pop was drifting along az well az could be spected until Sunday when we got our plow hung under another %&#@%$!!** root…Thu Good Ship Lollipop had COOTIES!!!!!
Poppy shouted awl day l-o-o-ng....back his usual heek, "SET ALL SAILS AND THROW ME A BRASS MONKEY". Befoah ah could throw him any monkeys ah had tuh first destroy thet ill wind's ability to maneuver and splice the Main Brace. Under my expert guidance the GSLP quickly churned up some baggywrinkle but finding brass monkeys in a ship full of yo-yos wuz next to impossible.
Sidebar:Ah want chall to remember, long, long ago sailing ships ruled the waves and the Good Ship Tootsie Pop is no exception. It's much lak playing golf on water. Speakin' uvTall Ships ah saw won a few years ago with her FSU sails at full mast.
"Now dammit, ah sed start yo ovens!!!! Sweep down all lower decks, ladders, and set thu mess tables. Empty all shit cans outside cawse yew gotta' bunch moah comin' yo way!", Poppy yelled. A very pregnant pause, "Hold thet woid 'shit cans', ah MINT empty all shit cans butt not on thu driveway, AH MEAN ON THU PIER!'
Another pause: Poppy’s lissenin’ to Moppy, the OOD (Officer of the Deck).
"Delay dat werk on shit cans �til ah toin on thu fan."
Wood yawl bleeve thu world stood still last Thursday an dint start bak up agin until Sunday nite -----an yew-no-who threw away her ceptance speech???
To be continued......

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