Welcome

I have always lived in never never land, aka 'Deliverance'.

For the past forty years of my life I have lived across the street from the Easter Bunny, next door to Popeye, two blocks from a Lego factory and backdoor to two gnomes and the Wizard of Oz.

I dress according to the weather, wearing whichever breeze happens to be blowing. I am a member of a large and powerful tribe whose activity is not confined to any special field of action but regulates the whole. The tribe usually has the last word in everything and sets the opinions of taste and limitations of speech.

We are sometimes called Idiots but are best known as Southerners.