�Naked Piñata’ Night At Riverfront Saloon Ends With Arrest
Our county is once again safe from the scourge of unauthorized nekkidness. Yep, vice cops went undercover at the Riverfront Saloon situated on the county line early this morning after being tipped off to “Naked Piñata” night by a “reliable source”, aka radio commercials.
There is an ordinance against public nekkidness especially in places on a southern river. Fearing that “Naked Piñata” might involve, well, naked people, Miami vice detectives and NYPD Blue’s Sipowich were dispatched to nudie duty. They arrived shortly after midnight. In a quest for a $100 prize some females were stripping down to their uh, “delicates”, one whack – one article of clothing at a time. They never flashed enough worth looking at, uh I mean, that earned extra scrutiny by the Nudie Unit.
What happened next, you won’t believe. One young man named Tattoo – about 18 to 20 years old – went on the dance floor and got down with a strip-club-style pole. Lord have mercy before anybody knew it more of his body parts were showing than the law allows. Riverfront Saloon’s owner was on the sidelines throwing cash at Tattoo, officers said.
Detectives arrested the owner and Tattoo and took them off to jail. After being charged with Missed The Meaning violations they were released.
The �Naked Piñata’ was never nekked but Tattoo can be seen tonight on Barstool Mountain with Jay Leno.
Our county is once again safe from the scourge of unauthorized nekkidness. Yep, vice cops went undercover at the Riverfront Saloon situated on the county line early this morning after being tipped off to “Naked Piñata” night by a “reliable source”, aka radio commercials.
There is an ordinance against public nekkidness especially in places on a southern river. Fearing that “Naked Piñata” might involve, well, naked people, Miami vice detectives and NYPD Blue’s Sipowich were dispatched to nudie duty. They arrived shortly after midnight. In a quest for a $100 prize some females were stripping down to their uh, “delicates”, one whack – one article of clothing at a time. They never flashed enough worth looking at, uh I mean, that earned extra scrutiny by the Nudie Unit.
What happened next, you won’t believe. One young man named Tattoo – about 18 to 20 years old – went on the dance floor and got down with a strip-club-style pole. Lord have mercy before anybody knew it more of his body parts were showing than the law allows. Riverfront Saloon’s owner was on the sidelines throwing cash at Tattoo, officers said.
Detectives arrested the owner and Tattoo and took them off to jail. After being charged with Missed The Meaning violations they were released.
The �Naked Piñata’ was never nekked but Tattoo can be seen tonight on Barstool Mountain with Jay Leno.
Author's Note: While Tattoo Goodboy is an imaginary dog, the events described above are true and were taken directly from the headline news of our local paper. Of course, Miamia Vice and NYPD Blue's Sypowich were substituted to protect the identity of the real Vice Squad making the arrests.
I see my buddy tattoo is at it again! Good writing, AdaLee.
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